Jokes! (Corny or good)

Hello peoples of le world!!!

So, obviously, this topic is about jokes. Here is the format you would write them in…

Good jokes: (1 or more)

Why do we tell actors to break a leg??

Becuse every set has a cast.

Corny jokes: (1 or more)
Knock knock
Who’s there?
Charles Darwin
Charles Darwin who?
You need some help with your speaking. Take a lesson from my book, The Origin of Speeches!!

(To understand that joke you need to know that Charles Darwin wrote a book called the origin of species)

Also, you don’t have to put both of those categories, you can just put one.

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Knock-Knock Jokes (Both Corny and Really Good Ones That I Have Heard):

A: Knock, knock!
B: Who’s there?
A: Goliath.
B: Goliath down. You looketh sleepieth.

:laughing:

A: Knock, knock!
B: Who’s there?
A: Amos.
B: Amos who?
A: Amos-quito bit me.

(In continuation…)

A: Knock, knock!
B: Who’s there?
A: Andy.
B: Andy who?
A: Andy bit me again!

:joy:

A: Knock, knock!
B: Who’s there?
A: Nobody.
B: Nobody who?
A: …

A: Knock, knock!
B: Interrupting cow.
A: Interrupting cow wh–
B: MOOOOO!!!

:joy_cat:

A: Knock, knock!
B: Who’s there?
A: Ach.
B: Ach who?
A: Bless you!

:joy:


Regular Jokes:

A: What do you call a dinosaur who knows a lot of words?
B: A the-saur-us!

:stuck_out_tongue_closed_eyes:

A: What do you call an alligator in a vest?
B: An investigator!


Okay, I’m done. :stuck_out_tongue_closed_eyes:

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Those are HILARIOUS!!!

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I’m not sure what the difference is between funny, good and corny, so mine are just gonna be uncategorized. :stuck_out_tongue:

Knock knock.
Who’s there?
Thesaurus.
Thesaurus who?

Thesaurus getting more and more painful!


What did the car say to the impatient driver who was late for work?

“You’re driving me crazy!”


Why do the ports of Norway have barcode readers?

So they can Scandinavian (scan the navy in)


What is Harry Potter’s favorite form of transportation?

Walking. . . JK, Rolling.

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What do you call an ocean of orange pop?

Fantasy (Fanta-sea) :laughing:

Knock knock!
Who’s there?
The police.
The police who?
Don’t ask silly questions, you’re under arrest!

Person 1: Why did the chicken cross the road?
Person 2: Idk, why?
1: To get to the idiot’s house. Knock knock!
2: …Who’s there?
1: The chicken.
2: …HEYYY!!! :rage:

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I have a dumb one :smirk:

A mexican illusionist walks up on the stage. He says, “I’m going to disappear on the count of three. Uno… Dos…” POOF! And he disappeared without a Tres. Get it? Get it? You kind of have to read it out loud.

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This joke IS offensive so the mods may take it down @TheDraven @Bellflowerp @WildBlueshine.

Okay so there was this mother, and she had three daughters, the first daughter comes to her and asks “why did you name me what you named me?” The mother smiles “because when you were born, the heavens opened up and a flower landed on your forehead, so that’s why we named you Lily” the girls mouth gets big in a smile and she turns and runs off. The second sister comes to her mom “how did you come up with my name mom?” The mom smiles again “well you see when you were born the heavens opened up and a flower landed on your head, so that’s why we named you rose” rose smiles and nods her head running off. The third sister looks at her mother and says “mmfjcjhehsjkmamallfhus” the mother rolls her eyes and says “oh shut up cinder block” (@SirDigo told me this)

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Cinder block? Like Cinderella?

I don’t really get the joke… :laughing:

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BWAHAHAHAHAHAH!!! Ive hears this one before. An oldie but a goldie. XD

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tenor
That is a cinder block.

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I have heard that one before, that is both awful and funny all at the same time.

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Oh.

. . .

It took me a whole day, but I finally get it.

@Bellflowerp Just in case you still don’t get it, the third sister is named Cinder Block because a cinder block fell on her head much like her sisters.

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Poor girl. :frowning:

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How do you make invisible posts?

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Yep! I love that joke! Makes for a good conversation starter.

Not!

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-Eye twitches- SAY WHAT NOW WHAT NOW?!

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T’was a joke my good man!:stuck_out_tongue:

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Lol IT BETTER BE! lol.

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Nope, a Puddlevest!

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Nice one!

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