I think the title is pretty self explanatory.
I NOW PRESENT MY PRIDE AND JOY; A CAPTAIN MURICA WAFFLER MAKER
(I’ve never made waffles before so the following image is painful to look at but here’s what a waffle from it looks like)
Whoa that’s cool!
I just watched infinity war for my first time! It was GREAT!!! I watched it on clearplay!
Huh. I would’ve thought I’d be hearing @PlͥⱥgͣuͫeDoctor screaming over that. Or at least exclaiming loudly in a reply.
I LOVE it!!!
I WANT one!!!
He’s already seen it (And he did indeed scream!)
MARVEL CINEMATIC UUUNIVEERRRSSE
NEVER WATCHED A MARVEL MOVIE. NEVER.
-hands you a copy of Captain America: The First Avenger-
-Eyes it suspiciously-
This is . . ?
Only the best superhero movie in existence!!!
BETTER THAN tLoIV!?
THE MOST EPIC THING YOU WILL EVER HOLD!!!
(sorry couldn’t help but interrupt.)
The League of Incredible Vegetables!!!
Hmmmmmm. . . >.> They’re at a tie.
Hey! When you’re in the dark. Gonna light the spaark. No question mark. The League of Incredible Vegetables!