Do you have them?
Maybe you’re one of those brainwashed individuals who like kale.
Maybe you’re one of those soulless people who call those fruits “tangerines” and not “baby oranges”.
Maybe you’re one of those guys who thinks the five-second-rule is actually an okay thing to do.
Whatever it is, you should post it here so you can find other degenerates like you. (jk)
This thread’s just for rooting out all the people we want to kick.